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The Standings, To Date |
Don't ask. |
Chinese Fire Drill Week |
The first of many, many tales of workplace efficiency. |
Winter |
A very brief entry that provides some simple advice on how to make the interminable winter season more bearable. If you include this disclaimer, this entry description is longer than the entry itself. |
A Brief Glimpse Into A Typical Dysfunctional American Household |
I could've lived just fine without this particular glimpse, but if I have to experience it, so do you. Besides, it made me laugh, so it's worth sharing. |
www.vcoiad.net: A Concise Review |
I'm writing this little blurb twenty months after the review was made, and I still don't know what it means. At this point, I can only assume I never will. |
Warped Priorites |
Telling a woman how she can profit off a potential future broken engagement the day after he proposed to her is the sort of thing that oozes class just like a festering wound. |
The Latest Training Session |
The second of many, many tales of workplace efficiency. People who do a lot of talking for a living will sometimes say stupid things, especially when they're trying to explain the company's newest stupid idea. |
Ass Backwards |
If it made sense, it wouldn't be American business in action. |
A Timely Reminder |
You'll thank me later. |
Ben Folds & 9/11 |
Together at last! |
Fractured English |
This entry starts funny, then careens wildly into tasteless, and it still comes in well under 200 words. I'm quite proud of this entry. |
Bigoted Neocon Drones Get New Orders From The Mothership |
And naturally we in customer service get to deal with these clueless losers. These people have absolutely no idea how pathetic they truly are. |
Intelligent Progressive Individuals Counter The Bigoted Neocon Drones |
And naturally we in customer service get to deal with these people as well, so we get to alternate calls of "Thank you for standing up for what's right" with calls of "Burn in hell you godless heathen monsters." I need a drink. |
Irony |
The long-awaited return of entries with very short titles. |
Michael Jackson: The Silver Lining |
Yes, there really is one. It could have been much worse. |
A Worrisome Realization About Christmas |
This is truly creepy, but I'm the only one who seems to think so. |
The Highs And The Lows |
In the past week, the comapny that employs me both gave me a digital camera and tried to poison its entire workforce with toxic concrete sealant fumes. All in all, I'd call the week a mixed bag. |
Random Photographs |
A change of pace from random thoughts. |
Lessons Learned In Arizona |
For my birthday, I treated myself to my first trip out of the time zone I've lived my entire life in, and I flew out to Arizona for the weekend to meet Jess and her fiance Josh/MightyBjorn/ MrSkullhead, and I had a great time. Here's some of the educational highlights, presented in convenient bullet list format, because I care. |
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