For those of you confused my omissions in my previous entry, yes, the Chinese also invented paper, but I covered that under hats. You ever go to a fast food restaurant and see all the workers in the back wearing demeaning little paper hats? We all owe that to the Chinese. I hope this clears up any confusion on this matter.
Also, Steve's got a new site at http://nightwingwilson.livejournal.com/. I'm sure he would appreciate it if, in addition to pointing the site out, I added, "Check it out NOW, motherfucker!" So consider that done. Thank you.