At work today, I stopped by the computers in the break room in the morning, and saw that someone had printed out a 33 page article off of the web, and apparently only took the first page with them. The title of the page is apparently "Wizard Of Oz and the Illuminati Mind Control." And people I work with think I find weird crap on the internet.

I also got to send out one of my favorite form letters at work today. It contains the sentence, "We are sorry to hear your recent purchase of [product] had a chemical-like flavor and/or odor." That's what customer service is all about: the personal touch.