There are so many things I could say, so many remarks I could make, but I think this one speaks best for itself.

At work today, I received a copy of the company newsletter. The main story on the front page talks of the company's vision, mission, and values, which apparently are integrity, collaboration, accountability, innovation, courage, and passion. I had no idea. I would have guessed backstabbing, cowardice, and ennui first. In any case, the company wanted to find a way to help us remember these buzzwords, and I guess having the words printed on pencils wasn't good enough. So what did they do? I'll show you. Try to imagine the impact this is going to have on efficiency. I blanked out the location names, but other than that, this is most of page two of the company newsletter, unaltered: